Good Morning, we know it's still early on Wednesday, but what is everyone doing tomorrow night? We will tell you what...your kicking off Halloweekend right by going to Medusa Lounge for Night of the Living Dubstep!
"Chaos descends upon the world as the brains of the recently deceased become inexplicably reanimated, causing the dead to rise and feed on human flesh!"
Many speculated that it was a secret government bioweapon gone horribly wrong that created the plague of zombies, while others swore that a batch of tainted T-mom's taco meat was the true origin of the infection. Regradless, within hours the wave of mutilation had ripped through ...Philadelphia and transformed the city into a ravenous mass of blood thirsty ghouls, tweaking on Four Loko and their desire for human flesh!
Initially lacking full cognitive function and acting upon the singular drive for brains, a small group of these undead made their way to a nearby club where hundreds of unsuspecting partygoers were enjoying the monthly 'Big Noise' party. After violently slaughtering everyone on the dancefloor, the Zombies looked up and became transfixed on the biggest brain they had ever seen.. that of DJ BHB!! A manic chase across town ensued, and the hoarde eventually overcame him as he sought refuge in a nearby basement establishment. But before he succumbed to the onslaught of clawed hands clamoring for his deliciously overdeveloped melon, he was able to trigger the opening bars of 'Slay Away Plan' on a nearby numark cdmix1...
Instantly the dark, gutteral wobbles of the Devil's own music overtook the Zombies. Somehow the sudden sonic bombardment was of a low enough frequency to register in their half-eaten, rotting grey matter. The undead were placated- finding peace for the first blissful moment in their rabid, tortured existence. Soon, the other infected made their way to the party..drawn out of hiding by the deepest of bass rhythms eminating from the soundystsem. The apocalyspe postponed for a few post-mordem moments, the dead, undead and near-death alike joined each other in an evil, maniacal, blood-soaked dance until dawn, to the ominous sounds of:
DJ BHB (a.k.a. DJ Brain-Hungry Bruce, bringing Big Noise and deep cuts!)
Qi Command (a.k.a Jasian Vorhees, insane asylum beats fresh from the institute!)
DJ Sega (a.k.a. The Black Night-mare, clubbing your head then eating your brains like a true Brick Bandit!)
DJ Ruxbin (a.k.a. Teddy Krueger, stabbing you with needles and encasing the corpses in wax! Also appearing w/610 as Schmohawk!)
DJ Shane Six Ten (a.k.a. Shane of the Dead, the diabolical other 1/2 of
SCHMOHAWK, doing a special undead rendition of Slay Away Plan!)
"An experience in shock more shattering than your strangest nightmare!"
Come reanimate the dancefloor with us Thursday October 28th at Medusa Lounge, 27 south 21st street, just off the corner of Chestnut.
NO COVER!.......9:30pm to 2am........NO COVER!
*Wear a costume and get a free trick or treat bag, chock full of goodies from your favorite undead DJs and your pals at actualrecords.org*
.....Let's start this crazy Philly halloween weekend off RIGHT
Night of the living Dubstep: THE HORROR! THE WOBBLE!!!
As you can read the night will be EPIC!!!!
See You There
Love,
The 3 Girls Philly
